'A Dealer’s 2018 Christmas Carol' - Trade Only Today

'A Dealer’s 2018 Christmas Carol'

(to the tune of “The Little Drummer Boy”)
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We want a tax cut now, pa rum pum pum pum,
And lots more buyers now, pa rum pum pum pum,
Boats people cheer about, pa rum pum pum pum,
Good show this year no doubt, pa rum pum pum pum,
rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum.

Revise bad fishing laws, pa rum pum pum pum,
And push our dredging cause, pa rum pum pum pum,
Reduce the E in gas, pa rum pum pum pum,
And build us boats that last, pa rum pum pum pum,
rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum.

Designs that people cheer, pa rum pum pum pum,
No legislative fears, pa rum pum pum pum,
New launching ramps we need, pa rum pum pum pum,
More restoration funds, pa rum pum pum pum,
rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum;

Attack the algae blooms, pa rum pum pum pum,
The elephant in the room, pa rum pum pum pum,
Our waterways to groom, pa rum pum pum pum,
Ignore it could mean doom, pa rum pum pum pum,
Rum pum pum pum, pum pum pum pum.

Keep Asian carp at bay, pa rum pum pum pum,
Don’t let them in Great Lakes, pa rum pum pum pum,
Let’s push to train more techs, pa rum pum pum pum,
Recycle glass and wrecks, pa rum pum pum pum,
Rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum.

This time of year we think, pa rum pum pum pum,
We should see all black ink, pa rum pum pum pum,
Prospects to move along, pa rum pum pum pum
In all we can’t go wrong, pa rum pum pum pum,
Rum pu pum pum, rum pum pum pum.

We thank our dealer team, pa rum pum pum pum,
It’s why we will succeed, pa rum pum pum pum,
Our service is the best, pa rum pum pum pum,
We’ll stay above the rest, pa rum pum pum pum,
rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum.

And hear me when I say, pa rum pum pum pum,
Trade Only is the way, pa rum pum pum pum,
You’ll always stay informed, pa rum pum pum pum,
’Cause it’s the daily norm, pa rum pum pum pum,
rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum.

So kiss the year gone by, pa rum pum pum pum,
Ahead we’ll keep our eye, pa rum pum pum pum,
Eighteen will see more growth, pa rum pum pum pum,
It’s what we want to know, pa rum pum pum pum,
rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum.

Now I’m done.

Have a very Merry Christmas!

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